MEDICINALS

smokes and recreationals

Tobacco Blends^{Choose either loose or pre-rolled smokes; each tin of pre-rolls contains fifteen smokes.}Elovir EstateA tender tribute to Cen's husband and their union, this comforting blend features Thalassian mountain silversage and fine Kul Tiran tobacco, combined in a smoke that's smooth, herbal, and a touch chocolatey.^{Tobacco blend: Herbal, spiced, slightly sweet, with a hint of bitter chocolate on the finish. Produces a fine smoke that is fragrant and lingers on the clothes.}50 grams
40 Silver─── ⋆ ✰ ⋆ ───Old JimCen's departed adoptive father enjoyed a pipe in the evenings, leaning on the rails of the Crow while listening to the sea. This blend is his reverent tribute to a beloved man. A pleasantly mild tobacco blend with a fine, long-cut base; smooth to smoke, this blend features a cream-like flavor with hints of peach and berry, ending on a spiced rum finish.^{Tobacco blend: Kul Tiran tobacco lends a rich, chewy flavor that holds prominent notes of cream, toffee, and spiced rum. Peach and sun-warmed Stormsong berries round out the end notes. This blend produces a thick, comforting smoke that wraps around the smoker, and whose scent lingers in a room long after the last ghost of its occupant has gone.}50 grams
40 Silver─── ⋆ ✰ ⋆ ───Gilnean EveningA unique blend serving as a nod to Gilneas, this tobacco blend features Latakia tobacco, rose, and black tea for an experience that's smoky and bitter with a floral finish. Good with a cuppa!^{Tobacco blend: Fire cured tobacco lends a distinctive smoky note with hints of leather, black tea, bergamot, and rose produces a spiced, floral smoke that's as bracing as a Gilnean with a touch of refinement besides.}50 grams
40 Silver─── ⋆ ✰ ⋆ ───Elune's GraceA nod to the strength of the Kaldorei - and Cen's adoptive father -, this blend features a sun cured, aromatic tobacco with a nutty, sweet and sour flavor profile combined with Bathran's Hair for a a smoke that's earthy with a honey-sweet finish and a slightly sour tang.^{Tobacco blend: Kalimdor tobacco combined with ethically harvested Bathran's Hair produces flavors of honey, lemon, and roasted almonds. Produces a heady smoke that fills a room.}50 grams
40 Silver─── ⋆ ✰ ⋆ ───Dragon's BreathThis sparkling tobacco blend features peppery Perique tobacco that's fire-smoked. Notes of syrupy cherry, rich chocolate, dark fruit, and woodsmoke create a lively and spicy blend that finishes out with a hint of citrus.A touch of magic and a secret blend of combustable (safe) herbs create smoke that sparks on the exhale in colors of ruby red, sapphire blue, emerald green, sunny copper, and fathomless black. Perfect for saying to your partner, "Look babes, I'm a dragon!!" while they roll their eyes and walk the other way.30 grams
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Recreational Blends^{Choose either loose or pre-rolled smokes; each tin of pre-rolls contains fifteen smokes.}Suramar SleepA blend of herbs from Suramar; produces a luxurious smoking experience, with a smooth, wine-like taste and herbal finish.^{Smoking Blend; produces a light euphoria, and promotes relaxation; a good blend for those who favor a body high rather than a head high. Best suited for smoking after a long day, or for when you'd like a good couch-lock.}30 grams
40 Silver─── ⋆ ✰ ⋆ ───Stormsong TidesA blend of sea-stalk, siren's pollen, and anchor weed from Stormsong Valley combined with dreaming glory; floral, slightly briny.^{Smoking Blend: Produces a head high with feelings of warmth and mild euphoria. Best smoked during the day, for anxiety relief or mood stablizing.}30 grams
40 Silver─── ⋆ ✰ ⋆ ───I Would Like To Calm Down, ThanksA potent blend of dreaming glory, purple lotus, wildvine, and cinderbloom with a spicy flavor and citrusy scented smoke.^{Smoking Blend: Formulated with anxiety relief in mind, dreaming glory and purple lotus combine for depression relief and dreamless, peaceful sleep while wildvine and cinderbloom combine for anxiety relief and mental clarity. Best smoked at the end of the day, or when immediate relief is needed.}30 grams
40 Silver─── ⋆ ✰ ⋆ ───Ache ReliefA gentle blend of bruiseweed, briarthorn, purple lotus, wild vine, and dreaming glory pollen for pain relief. A fragrant, floral smoke with an herbal, medicinal taste.^{Smoking blend: Bruiseweed and briarthorn combine for effective pain relief, while purple lotus promotes sleep and wildvine relieves anxiety. Dreaming glory pollen rounds this blend out as an anti-inflammatory; expect a full body high, enjoyed most by those suffering from chronic pain.
Cen's personal pain relief blend.}30 grams
40 Silver─── ⋆ ✰ ⋆ ───Close Contact ;3What it says on the tin - feeling... amorous? Kingsblood, deadnettle, and ragveil offer a smoke that's as smooth as your lover's skin - with floral smoke reminiscent of jasmine and honeysuckle, this blend sets the mood just right.^{Smoking blend: Kingsblood, deadnettle, and ragveil combine as powerful aphrodisiacs; kingsblood blooms heat the blood, deadnettle boosts stamina, and ragveil calms and lights a fire in those loins. Best smoked thirty minutes prior to... activities. Please note: Cen takes no responsibility for failure to engage in responsible intimacy.}30 grams
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Fruit ChewsSweet and tangy fruity gummies - a new addition to the line!Real fruit juice, sweet honey, and a little bit of sugar make a delightfully chewy gummy that packs a nice punch. Choose from cherry, lemon, grape, apple, blue raspberry, or get a bag of assorted flavors.^{Recreational edible: Ten chewy gummies in assorted fruit flavors, infused with Cen's 'secret' blend for a rich body high that produces feelings of warmth, euphoria, and relaxation.}1 Bag (10 gummies)
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Lemon BarsBright, zingy lemon bars featuring home-made lemon curd, a butter shortbread crust.... and a lot of weed.^{Recreational edible: One dozen lemon bars dusted with powdered sugar, infused with Cen's 'secret' blend for a rich body high that produces feelings of warmth, euphoria, and relaxation. Famous for getting a Kaldorei fucked up when he ate a whole one by accident.}Single portion
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Double Fudge BrowniesRich, fudgy brownies with chunks of milk and dark chocolate studded through them like delicious little treasures. Warm them up, or try them with a scoop of ice cream - just be warned, you'll want more than one.^{Recreational edible: Luscious chocolate brownies studded with chunks of chocolate and drizzled with fudge sauce, infused with Cen's 'secret' blend for a rich body high that produces feelings of warmth, euphoria, and relaxation.}Single portion
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SnickerdoodlesChewy sugar cookies rolled in cinnamon and sugar, baked to perfection. Crispy outside, soft, chewy middles. What else could you want?^{Recreational edible: One dozen snickerdoodle cookies rolled in a sumptuous blend of cinnamon, sugar, and warming spices, infused with Cen's 'secret' blend for a rich body high that produces feelings of warmth, euphoria, and relaxation.}Single portion
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teas
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treats

Earl GayNo. He's not sorry.
A twist on a classic black tea, this Earl Grey is rich in bergamot flavor. A dash of cream flavoring, edible gold glitter that glows when stirred, and rainbow courser shaped sprinkles make this Pride in a cup, and he doesn't care if you hate it.^{Tea blend: Fine Gilnean black tea, Kaldorei bergamot, Stormsong lemon, Silvermoon edible gold glitter. Brew for four minutes in 212° water.}1 oz.
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20 copper─── ⋆ ✰ ⋆ ───Stormsong BreakfastA nice, strong black tea with malty undertones that holds up well to a healthy dollop of cream and sugar. Try it Cen's way - two teabags, cream, and three spoons of brown sugar while holding hands with your partner across the breakfast table.^{Tea blend: Black tea, roasted barley, and a hint of cinnamon. Brew for four minutes in 212° water.}1 oz.
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20 copper─── ⋆ ✰ ⋆ ───TeaMSLook. As a transman... Cen gets it. Having a cycle fucking sucks. He's formulated this blend to help with cramping, bloating, sleep support, anxiety reduction, and easing PMS symptoms. It won't help with the rage, but you get to be mad, as a treat. He's pissed too.^{Tea blend: Heartblossom, ice cap, frost lotus, Talandra's rose, lemon verbena, milk thistle, honey crystals, skullcap, edible glitter because you deserve it. Brew for seven minutes in 212° water.
Punch someone in the face.}1 oz.
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20 copper─── ⋆ ✰ ⋆ ───Tummy TimeSometimes stomach cramps can really ruin your day, and what you need is a good cup of golden milk tea. A blend his adoptive Kaldorei father used to make him as a wee lad, this tea is guaranteed to soothe an upset belly. And it's tasty too!^{Turmeric, cinnamon, ginger, black peppercorn. Brew for five minutes in 190° water.}1 oz.
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20 copper─── ⋆ ✰ ⋆ ───Sleepy Time RitualAn all around good tea for helping you get to sleep, this is a comfortable blend that's great just before bed. Try it Cen's way: Just drink it in the bathtub so by the time you're done, you're ready to pass out.^{Purple lotus, cacao, linden, mugwort, lavender, chamomile. Brew for 5-7 minutes at 175°.}1 oz.
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Lantern in the MistsThe road has been long and treacherous, but a light glimmers in the dark. This earthy tea evokes old trees and ancient mountains, breaths of mist rolling through shadowy valleys and the glimmer of a new dawn after a road-weary journey. As delicate as curling in the arms of a lover, as hope-filled as a lantern flickering in the window, this tea cradles you in comfort and warmth.A soothing blend of Pandaren green tea and wild herbs, this is a gentle tribute to Cen's husband.
Road-dirt not included.^{Tea blend: Ceremonial grade Pandaren green tea, ginger, wild cherry bark, gingko, and a gentle breath of silversage.
Brew for three minutes in 185° water.}1 oz.
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20 copper─── ⋆ ✰ ⋆ ───Dragonwell GreenBelieved to be the oldest style of Pandaren green tea, the ever-popular Dragonweell blends classic, light bodied green tea with toasty, buttery notes for a delicate tea experience that's comforting and refreshing.^{Tea blend: Ceremonial grade Pandaren green tea
Brew for three minutes in 175° water.}1 oz.
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20 copper─── ⋆ ✰ ⋆ ───Moonlit LotusA gentle lotus tea that is grown by a dear friend of the Elovirs and features a soothing floral taste reminiscent of jasmine and lotus.Carefully dried and rolled, steeping the bloom in a glass pot puts on a dazzling show as the lotus 'blooms' in the water; the resulting steep is petal pink with a subtle shimmer and provides medicinal benefits in the form of mild pain and anxiety relief.^{Blooming tea: Each cannister holds five blooms, each bloom making one 16 ounce pot of tea. Brew for five minutes in 175° water.}1 oz.
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20 copper─── ⋆ ✰ ⋆ ───Happy PlaceA fruity little number, this tea blend is all about sunlit beaches and tropical climates.^{Papaya, apple, white tea, pineapple, rose hip, orange peel, hibiscus, rose petal, pomegranate peel, safflower petal. Brew for three to five minutes in 185° water.}1 oz.
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Gender Affirming Medicinals

Hair Growth Topical Wash - ScalpA weekly topical used when bathing to stimulate the growth of hair for individuals who may be experiencing thinning, or desire longer, fuller hair.^{Apply twice weekly to scalp, making sure to saturate the hair. Let sit for five to ten minutes, rinse, and condition after. Do not use more than twice weekly.}1 bottle (Approximately 20 applications)
5 Silver─── ⋆ ✰ ⋆ ───Hair Growth Topical Wash - FaceA gentle topical wash used to encourage facial hair growth; regular use develops the hair folicle, resulting in thicker, fuller facial hair that may be safely groomed and styled.Discontinued use may result in thinner, finer hair growth.^{Apply to the face once daily, paying special attention to the jawline, lip area, or sideburns. Allow to sit five minutes, then rinse and pat dry. Discontinue use if irritation occurs.}1 bottle (Approximately 20 applications)
5 Silver─── ⋆ ✰ ⋆ ───Hair Growth Topical Wash - BodyA weekly topical used when bathing for individuals that may wish to encourage body hair growth.^{Apply twice weekly to body, working into a rich later. Let sit for five minutes, rinse. Do not use more than twice weekly.}1 bottle (Approximately 20 applications)
5 Silver─── ⋆ ✰ ⋆ ───Hair Removal Cream - FaceA specially formulated cream for hair removal - gentle on skin with no risk for chemical burns, this cream dissolves hair at the base so it may be gently wiped away for lessened risk of ingrowns or irritation.^{Apply a thin layer to facial hair once shadow begins to show. Allow to sit for five minutes, and wipe away with a warm, damp cloth.}1 bottle (Approximately 20 applications)
5 Silver─── ⋆ ✰ ⋆ ───Hair Removal Cream - BodyA specially formulated cream for hair removal - gentle on skin with no risk for chemical burns, this cream dissolves hair at the base so it may be gently wiped away for lessened risk of ingrowns or irritation. Safe for use in delicate areas.^{Apply a thin layer to body hair at least 1/8th of an inch long. Allow to sit for five minutes, and wipe away with a warm, damp cloth.}1 bottle (Approximately 20 applications)
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Voice Modification TincturesFor a more feminine, masculine, or androgynous presenting voice; a proprietary blend to help modify the vocal cords by narrowing or thickening them through daily medicinal intake.^{Take three drops under the tongue before bed.
May cause discomfort, sore throats, and vocal fatigue. These side effects are temporary.}1 bottle (100 drops per)
5 Silver─── ⋆ ✰ ⋆ ───Chest Tincture
Femme | MascA thrice weekly tincture for those wishing for chest tissue development, or for aid in developing pectoral muscles for a more masculinized appearance.Please specify your preference at time of purchase.^{Take three drops three times a week under the tongue before bed.
Side effects include tissue tenderness and soreness; these side effects are temporary.}1 bottle (100 drops per)
5 Silver─── ⋆ ✰ ⋆ ───Hips Be Gone | Booty Banisher
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Hips Ahoy | Pirate BootyA weekly capsule designed to help redirect fat distribution for those who wish to diminish the appearance of their hips or bum for a more masculine or androgynous appearance, OR enhance the appearance of their hips and bum for a larger silhouette.Please specify your preference at time of purchase.^{Take one capsule in the morning or evening once weekly. May cause discomfort, soreness, or tenderness; these side effects are temporary.}1 bottle (60 capsule drops per)
5 Silver─── ⋆ ✰ ⋆ ───Muscle StimulantA weekly capsule designed to help those who may struggle with building new muscle tissue. It's super protein in a pill!^{Take one capsule before exercise.
May cause temporary muscle soreness and discomfort.}1 bottle (50 capsules per)
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